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| Anime Guru | Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe. You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world. Fools. The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. Go to the List So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do not think this will be easy. Mission statement By any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet. Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud. To make the list, a method must actually work. That is, according to current scientific understanding, it must be possible for the Earth to actually be destroyed by this method, however improbable or impractical it may be. Methods are ranked in order of feasibility, with the least likely listed first and the most likely being No. 10. Current Earth-destruction Status Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0 Number of plans currently in progress with the final aim of bringing about the Earth's destruction: 0 Number of scientific experiments currently underway with the potential to bring about the Earth's destruction: 0 Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by natural means (discounting total existence failure): 25 years Minimum amount of time until the Earth is destroyed by artificial means: 50 years What this guide is not This is not a guide for those whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined inside will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible right now. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison. This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore. The List: Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth Poke me for my Theme Song -> <-Poke me for my Theme Song | ||
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| | well, maybe you could... yeah, i got nothing... | ||
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| Anime Guru | There is a big diffrence between destroying the earth and makeing it uninhabitable which is one of the things they are trying to say. Poke me for my Theme Song -> <-Poke me for my Theme Song | ||
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| I still think the easiest way is to just push the earth in to the sun. the end. | |||
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| Anime Guru | And just how do you plan to do that? Poke me for my Theme Song -> <-Poke me for my Theme Song | ||
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| with rocets, illion of rockets. or if i get enouht people in one side of the earth to jump. | |||
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| Anime Guru | You do know that that would never work don't you? There isn't enough reaction mass avilable on the planet to move it and just building a rocket engine that large would take hundreds of years. Poke me for my Theme Song -> <-Poke me for my Theme Song | ||
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| no, if I had millions of small ones it would work the same. But still maybe if the animals joined in too. or I could do both at once. | |||
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| Anime Guru | Again where would you get the necessary Reaction mass to fuel them all? Poke me for my Theme Song -> <-Poke me for my Theme Song | ||
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| | Are you familiar with how supernovas occur? Basically a high mass star fuses larger and larger elements after it runs out of hydrogen. When it tries to fuse iron it explodes. If you could get enough energy together to fuse iron the planet would go supernova. Bye bye earth. | ||
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